Your parents are praying for you to live long wena you are busy singing“MONATE MPOLAYE”

Ningcono nina baniphushile nje kuphela, mina ngibuye sengigqoke uphaca owodwa kwi-Black Friday.

Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye. Jesu uthuleleni?

Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎

That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct Continue Reading..

Whites : sorry you dropped your wallet 🙌 Black : u jehovah mkhulu

Ma uchama e toilet uvunyelwe ukusuza vele alikho izulu elina lingadumi

Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road. Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi Continue Reading..