“Baby, ngilambile.” Umphakele. “Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.” Uwuthenge. “Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.” Uyithenge. “Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.” Umphelezele. Continue Reading..

Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo

NGIKHUMBUL UMAMA KULAMALANGA NGATHI NGINGABEK INDABA YAMI KUYE

Uyazi ivele ingakuncomi 🤚🏽 indoda yakho, uze unconywe iphara 🧟‍♂️: “Waze wamuhle 🌹 sistera!” 👩🏽‍🦰 Uzithole usukhuluma wedwa uthi:”Uyazi ngingamgeza Continue Reading..

Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa

Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi “Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”

Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂

Dear future wife Don’t worry about children Ngizoza nabo