Dear God Please give our ladies money so they date who they love.. Most of them are dating idiot cus Continue Reading..

Telling a lie Telling a Lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult, an art for a Continue Reading..

Cockroaches Love attention 😞 . . i mean . why do they only come out when we have visitors ?

I can’t wait to tell my children that I use leg to go to school every day

My phone is always in my hands so if you think im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: Continue Reading..

Im Just Here To Remind You That “I Will Never Leave You” Has Left

Judge : “why did you steal the car?” – Ronnie : “I had to get to work” – Judge : Continue Reading..