Eish January Uyeza nawo ✋ Sizobe Sivimba Ama Matric Afuna Ukudla i-Steel Wool🤷‍♂️ Nkosi ibanathi😭namabhodwe🙏

Phone rings Side chick : hello Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone Side chick : usafaka I condom, can Continue Reading..

Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum

Ungcono wena, uSathane wafika kuwe ehamba ngePolo, mina ngamsukela ku-inbox ezithulele uSathane wabantu.

autumn n spring ketsa white people…. rena ego kano fisha ke summer n gwa tonya ke winter 4season for who?

Boss: Phuthi!!! Me: Yes basi. Boss: Unuka insango yindaba? Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..

Uma bekushela ufake isfonyo ubekwazi ukuth unobizo lwamadoda mtase khaya

Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.