Me : Mbali I wanna take you out Mbali : kuphi sthandwa sam and when? Me : today, I’m Continue Reading..

Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

Uthi uvula ifriji uzwe i-Danone kamshana ithi: “Shapona mayume!”

Usuke ubalekelani Uma kunetha imvula Noma ungay’shiya vele?

I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi

Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa

Zim girls will never tell you that you’re handsome you hear _ * Yo”Face yoh uthanda mantombazane .”*

Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo – beautiful man is the cow