Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.

Taxi Driver: “Wendoda yegwinya, uzongisiza ungikhiphele lona ngewindi!” Kushiwo kimi.

Wonke umuntu unamalungelo, nami ngokunjalo nginelungelo lokutshela umka makhi ukuthi ume kahle

Indoda yangempe kumele ibene 6pack… lapho yena uvithike njengosofa wase Saloon

“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?” Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.

Nalento yokuthi uSathane akanamandla siyizwa ngani eniJima naye…

Abantu bazi kahle ukuthi asikho isidumbu noma igazi elake lakhishwa iselesele. Kodwa ngendlela abalisa ngakhona. Umuntu ancamele ukuyolala kamakhelwane azi Continue Reading..

“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.