Uke wanaka ukuthi iskole as’phumi, kuphuma izingane nothisha?
“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.
Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi
Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.
Zulu girls be like: “i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima” Hebanaa
After world cup…. Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan???? Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba
Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha. Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”
Sikhala sonke uma kushisa, kodwa uma sekuna imvula nigonana nodwa. Ave niyizinja ‘yazi.
Spoil ur man mtaka Ma, uke um’vakashele uthwele 24 ye’Hansa ekhanda
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Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.