When relationship is in ICU…. Her: Morning baby, ulale njani? Me: Ngazelephi mina beng’lele nam angbonanga nex

Ngokuthi nje “ngicela ungifonele after 10 minutes ngisabheka iparking” sebeng buka kabi la taxin ungafunga ukuth ngikhuluma nabo.

Baloku bekudabukela bethi udliswe. Awudliswanga wena. Udinga induku nje.

English: My Mother iz a Teacher Xhosa: UMama Wam yi Titshalakazi Zulu : Mamamumemu 😂

Imagine uposter ubae wakho then abo Sfucken base Facebook ba commente “nyobed”

We no longer say “awuy lapho” sivele sifihle i makeup ne weave 😌

Indoda yangampela masizochama uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

Ubofunda phela ukupheka ungavele uqulele ubhontshisi emafutheni ungazange wawubilisa wathamba, sokuzeka thina sibona ubuhle bese wena uyasihlaza la