You’re too young for me if you haven’t put a stone underneath your tongue hoping that you won’t be beaten Continue Reading..

I saw 2 cockroaches having sex. i wanted to spray RAID and i thought twice again. Maybe he has been Continue Reading..

1. Newton’s Method – Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger 2. Einstein’s Method – Chase The Continue Reading..

This December it’s not December we usually buy at Woolworths this one was bought at Chinese shop I am telling Continue Reading..

Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”. Then switch off your phone Continue Reading..

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I spoke to said Continue Reading..

She waits till you say Hi! so that she can say Hi! too. She waits till you say I love Continue Reading..

Dear future wife . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . May God Continue Reading..