You cheat on my homie I tell him ASAP. He cheats on you thats none of my business

Interviewer : Can you handle pressure . Me : Yes I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and Continue Reading..

I don’t know why females still asking for Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?

Mom: what are doing today? – Me: Nothing why? – Mom: But u did nothing yesterday – Me: I didn’t Continue Reading..

When he’s busy explaining how her last girlfriend played him, I just act surprised as if am not gonna do Continue Reading..

Why was the broom late for school?? it over swept

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. Continue Reading..

My neighbour bought a sound system for the first time now he’s calling his kids using a Mic