My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day… . . Me: Don’t tell me what to do..

Interviewer :Why should we hire u? Tebza:Because I applied for this job jou shit

“Nyaa was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink.He was the toilet cleaner on Continue Reading..

Rice & Stew very plenty to those who think i’m in a relationship.

During a class lesson the teacher ask Rich a question✔ – Teacher: 1+1 is equal to?😐 – Rich: 2 Madam😕 Continue Reading..

I may act cool and calm but deep down I want Christmas clothes

I seriously can’t commit to a girl who can’t make two cups of tea with one teabag, I’m sorry

That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help… And be like: “My sister please speak Continue Reading..