I know My Girlfriend Is Ugly Bt Whenever I Look At My Frnd’s Girlfriend I Calm Down

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

Physics students let’s confuse them😁 . Me : Cash Receipt Journal

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who Continue Reading..

Get someone who thinks your gorgeous even when you look like a sack of potatoes.

Nyaa was in love wit a cert girl bt neva had the guts to tell her. One night around 11pm Continue Reading..

Married men should be provided with uniforms… The ring💍is not enough!

I’ve got a couple of goldfish as pets. I call them one and two. That way if one dies I’ve Continue Reading..