if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook Continue Reading..

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t know where Johnnie Walker is going.

After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys

You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. but when you buy table water, u will be opening Continue Reading..

Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror” Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason

I actually talked to a “female” today Am I still a virgin?

ATM’s should have a timer if u take long it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u

Forget about electric shock , nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.