Not every friend request is a friend request… some are surveillance cameras

If u like someone and the conversation is flowing, Block them…Yebo, I said Block them

Being greeted by a bank notification in the morning is better than a morning text from Bae…❤🙄

Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you on bae’s wall then the post dissapears🙁

Only black people go on a vacation and leave the lights on just to confuse the neighbours.

A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby? Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought Continue Reading..

I don’t trust a man on a wheelchair with dirty shoes✔✔

When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever🙄 MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means I’ll speak Continue Reading..