You know it’s winter when a slender chick says ” Let me focus on my studies”

If a woman get angry because you came back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger out there . Continue Reading..

I brought a phone and by mistakenly it fall inside hot water and I quickly throw it inside cold water Continue Reading..

Guys, no matter how caring you are to your girlfriend, You can never be as caring as those still asking Continue Reading..

Toilet= 1 Minute Toilet + Phone= 10 Minutes Toilet + Phone + Wifi= 1hour Toilet + Phone + Wifi + Continue Reading..

The only problem of being a visitor is where to hang your underwear.

Since my girlfriend gave birth, everything in my life has changed including my name, adress, cellphone number, back account everything.

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M” PUPIL:Maroon! TEACHER:What else? NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet TEACHER:Melygood! Malakmakan!!!