Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you and run away, date your crush and blame it on him, we don’t want Continue Reading..

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t know where Johnnie Walker is going.

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Text: You awake??? Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake… Continue Reading..

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes. . . . . 2. Die’

I’m that typpa boyfriend that would take ur phone n delete a sms of a job interview

I Hate people who can’t let go of the past Debt collectors are the worst

Why Did I Get Divorced ? Well , Last Week Was My Birthday My wife didn’t Wish me a happy Continue Reading..