Black parents be like “Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?

Ungathi unendoda lento othi uma uhamba nayo ukhala ngokulamba ivele ithi uncono wena mina ngyafa

USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke Continue Reading..

Ungena kwadoctor Doctor: how can I help you? Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa Doctor: iqale nini? Mzobi: ini?

Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole

Not all gals are beautiful ongekho muhle wulo ongekho mubi

Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane

Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating) End of story