Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi Him : yebo…jozi Me: malini itaxi. Him :angiyithengisi bhuti Yhuuu omageza so rude

Posting about ubae wakho ukuphethe kakuhle is so old, post his/her number sizibuzele…

Kuyiqiniso ukuthi ukuba iShangane is a disease. Uqala umncane uyiShangane ukhule ube iVenda. After tht ube iNigerian.

Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries ka-R60.

Umuntu akucele uR2 kodwa iStove sakubo sihlangene nekhabethe futhi sinane Sun-Roof

When I see an ugly girl crying, I feel like saying: ”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze ice creamHayibo stick together once*

I’m trying guyz but woza sizohleka sonke sibangene nngohleko kphela