REPORTER: KULAS what can you say about sex in the movies? KULAS: I’m totally against it! REPORTER: Baket po? KULAS: Continue Reading..

Nag kita si pedro at ang guro. Teacher: pedro bakit mo nilalawayan yang ulo mo ? Pedro: ma’am ayaw ko Continue Reading..

TEACHER:OK Juan spell horse.. JUAN:h…o…r TEACHER:bilisan mo!!! JUAN:uhm….h..o…r TEACHER:naku..bilisan mo pa!! JUAN:hiya…tigidig..tigidig..tigidig…

“Kapag tatlo, threesome. Kapag dalawa, twosome. Kapag single, handsome. Kaya maraming gwapo na single.”

Nanay: Anak, linisan mo tong isda. Toto: Nanay naman! Ako.na lang palagi! Tsk. WTF! Nanay: ano kamo? What the f*ck? Continue Reading..

“nauntog yung baby sa pader” 🇺🇸: Shhh, don’t cry! 🇵🇭: Oh papalo natin yan baby, ikaw pader bad ka ha? Continue Reading..

Pinaka bobong salita na narinig ko.* : Suntukan nalang para walang away

KABIT: Love, ishave mo na kasi bigote mo. Ang tulis na oh. MISTER: Wag na. Magagalit sa kin si Misis. Continue Reading..