You text her on 20:00 She respond @ 20:02 What she was doing at 20:01??

*inbox* Her: Babe I’m pregnant Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

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Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.” Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage Continue Reading..

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“Nyaa was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink.He was the toilet cleaner on Continue Reading..

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid.

Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that Continue Reading..