A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad. Continue Reading..

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain.. And that’s why most of you don’t get them

I’m sorry if my posts offend you. They are just as random as the people you sleep with!

Being attractive is tough. Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you

I’ve just blocked someone for correcting my English and it feelded so good

He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send. After few minutes please babie send a full Continue Reading..

A married woman entered a Pharmacy, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said: ‘I would Continue Reading..

I’ve Done Many Stupid Things In My Life But I’ve Never Wrote ” I’m July She’s September We Are October” Continue Reading..