it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 .. I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House Continue Reading..

*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*. The Continue Reading..

My goal for 2018… Is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016,because I promised Continue Reading..

*I’m selling medicine that causes Landlords forget their RENT*. *Inbox me for price*. * Only serious customers are welcome*

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form Continue Reading..

WIFE: *Honey let’s play a game* HUSBAND: *Okay. What’s the game about?* WIFE: *If I mention a fruit, you run Continue Reading..

95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me tel u a story. Continue Reading..

During an Interview.. Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town. Mbali : Yes i Continue Reading..