If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie.. .bro you need to decorate your room

Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend Continue Reading..

Mxm…. I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music as if he’s listening alone

If ur boyfriend allows👉u to chill💃n stay in taverns🥂🍻n pubs🍺🙄trust me🤦‍♂️u not🙅in his plans🤷‍♂️as his future wife👩‍❤️‍👨

Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair. Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.

Teacher: Rainbow! I have 10 Beers. I give Patrick 1 Beer. How many left? Rainbow: Easy! 9. Teacher: Then I Continue Reading..

Sdumo : my wife is pregnant Skebhe : oh congrats Sdumo : I’m not a father Skebhe : oh I’m Continue Reading..

They have✌2 colors lord..🙏 Your girls have✌2 colors..🙏 Their faces are yellow and their bodies are black oh Lord!