Phela ngilahle ifoni ngase ngithenga i-Mobicel, sengithi ngidlala i-Candy Crush ngibona kubhalwe ukuthi Oswidi Abaqhumayo.

Akwenzeki nje untshontshe enye yama-post alapha ekhaya uyogqama ngayo kuWhatsApp status?

Eish bayangimangaza labo sisi benu ima siqalu cansi uzobezwe bethi faki condom bhudi uzongimithisa,,,, umntu usaba ukumitha kulokuthi asebe umkhuhlane Continue Reading..

Ngangithi kuyoshaya lo nyaka nginomuzi wami, 😥 ngiyabavuma ogogo benu shem.

“Lizbethe mngani, – Ngithi angikulobele le migqa embalwa ngikwazise ngesimanga esangehlakalela ngeSonto eledlule. – Phela ngangiphuma enkonzweni ngalolu nyanyavu engaluthengelwa Continue Reading..

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Ayangixaka AMA 2000🤔lifike lizithuthe lijike lizifihle ubuso nge emoji…….”Yin’ndaba ukhohlwe ukufaka I makeup yin??”🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Usathi udlula ngasemathuneni ebusuku ⚰️ uzwe: “Psst! Iqiniso yini ukuthi next week niza niy’million?”