Letter “W” Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet…Because All WORRIES Start With “W” ie Why, Who, What, When, Wine, Whisky, Wealth, Continue Reading..

When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water

I almost cried in the Bus today when one girl said “Please increase the volume of the window, heat is Continue Reading..

Mention a Guy who will be pregnant by now if he was a girl :O

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private? Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call Continue Reading..

have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.

Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook now i no longer have space on my phone memory.

You know you are about to be given a punani when you hear her say ” Go lock the door Continue Reading..