The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”. The barman served him. The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single Continue Reading..

Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane

One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse. •°• Continue Reading..

Uthi udlalisa mntwana eTaxin bavele bathi “Ukhuluma i English k’phela loyo

Usisi wakwa makhelwane be like “Sengingamane ngishiywe indoda kunokuba ngishiywe abangani beyophuza”

Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.

Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha. Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”

Vallentine’s is for married people. Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.