Whites: We Out Of Alcohol •°• Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”

Musani ukucasha masinibona emaclinic.Sonke syagula, akekho osuke ezowithdrawer imali

Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo – beautiful man is the cow

Wake waba nenhlanhla Yamawengane oletha iboyfrnd yakhe kini. Uyamazi u don’t care Mabuza?

Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. Wathi: “Usinekani?” Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja.

It’s 2018 and Scientists still haven’t discovered a way to respond to… “Wena ungenaphi”??

“Asihambe ngiyo-charger ifoni.” Jikijiki, use-charger nami