Tangu nipikie wageni chai kwa sufuria ya omena , madhee hajawai kubali niingie jikoni

Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia “tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

Ushawahi gongewa mlango kwa nguvu ukinyanduana na bae alafu kuenda kufungua unapata ni ule jirani mtiaji amekuja kukuomba chumvi

Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. …… unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa

Kopo la chooni ni la chooni tu,hata liwe jipya haliekwi kabatini.

Kama Adam na Eva walikula 🍎 apple kishe nimagum hivi je wangukula pilipili kichaaaa?

nimeiba kipimo cha mimba hosiptli nkajuwa ni flashi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile Continue Reading..