Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown Continue Reading..

Why did the chicken cross the road . . . . . . . Because it wanted to go to Continue Reading..

Stop telling people to get married because people their age are married. People your age are dying and nobody is Continue Reading..

Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist “Hello, could you give me con**m? I’m going to my Continue Reading..

When two ppl take a pic wearing the same clothes …I know…they went for the buy one get one free Continue Reading..

I remember back in primary school when i would borrow a glue from someone, they would be like: ” use Continue Reading..

Marriage certificate is not enough. i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.

am i the only one who wipes the floor with the dish cloth while no1 is watching…?