Welcome to Africa where people kill Snakes and Later pay to see them in the ZOO

Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell Continue Reading..

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

Yeses: When I was Younger :• I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my Continue Reading..

Doctors be like €££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’ Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills Those guys have got their own handwriting

Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place. Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless Continue Reading..

“I was just checking on you….” Means, “I love you” you fool, wake up!!!