HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack. WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password! Continue Reading..

A lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you. Man: Do you know me? Lady: Continue Reading..

Drinking garri doesn’t make you poor but allowing swallow is poverty

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance. How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre? Continue Reading..

Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone. But being the thoughtful man that I am, I thought I Continue Reading..

I saw 2 cockroaches having sex. i wanted to spray RAID and i thought twice again. Maybe he has been Continue Reading..

The amount of lipstick some guys have swallowed in the name of kissing is enough to paint two local governments Continue Reading..