Umuzwe Esethi “Asambe Mngani Wamii Ngikukhaphe” lapho sekuyaphakwa kubo😭

Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu

uthi uyabangena uhlangane labo sebephuma unyeee uthi uyabagwcalisela uthole ukut bonke bagwcele phamu unyeeee

My lobolo is going straight to my account, umjolo unginyise ngedwa not nomalume

Ngthe ngibingelel igirl friend yam ngith themba lam yath ngonyukanalo

Haiy haiy haiy, indaba yomuntu obhosha into ehlula ngisho IAirfreshner.Kugoloze nempukane inikine ikhanda lize linqamuke

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman: . Me: Ithin iNumber yakho Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

Doctor: 👨‍⚕️Udleni? Zanele:🙍‍♀️ngidle ama prawns, calamari and oysters. Doctor: 👨‍⚕️this is not Facebook ngizokuyeka ufe mina. Udleni? Zanele:🙍‍♀️ngidle uphuthu nenyoni