Him: baby can I see you today? Her: John Cena Him: what? Her: you can’t see me.

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If your girlfriend an’t working.. Its her job to kill the mosquitoes while u are sleeping

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore✋ – Fridge u are coming in my room now

Life without a phone is like being a soldier without a Gun.

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Having an “Ex” as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick. Once you feel thirsty you Continue Reading..

Apart from I will never cheat on you: what other jokes do you know