Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela.

Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating) End of story

Ngithule ngatsi angiboni But one day uyong bukela etulu Nje nge TV yase tarven

Uthi usalele esbhedlela ubone uDoctor ekhuluma nabantu baka AVBOB bekhomba wena.

Omunye selokhu waluka mhla ka-16 Disemba, umluko unuka i-braai nama-cricket.

SAthi siyothenga ama Gown wathi “its gay” buka manje uhudula i Blanket indlu yonke ngathi Umsotho

Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”

Her: Sokuphi bbes? Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv? Her: Kiss bbe. (30 minutes later) Me: I’m near ur home now come out Continue Reading..