If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong. Great Lines said by Continue Reading..

So Ladies please tell me where does it hurt in your body when you spend your own money??

Treat your Bae right and God will bless you with another one, can i get some AMEN

There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a Politician walking down the street, he always swerves to hit Continue Reading..

The four most beautiful words in our common language: 
I told you so.

My wife asked me why i am always calm when we fight, i said to her because afterwards i clean Continue Reading..

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody

Why cant Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs dont make a white!