ma:ingaba umuhle ngane Yami ingane:ewe ma ma:uqhathwe yini ingane:akhonto ma ukuthi ngimubi ishukuthi ingikuthathe kuwe.😂

Zulu jokes Quote of the day uthi usanyonyoba nesdudla usikhupha kwakho uzwe uma wakho ethi uyisaphi le fridge yami

Nawe unaye lomngani ovele uhluleke nawukuzibamba mawumbona, uvele uthi:”Nanka lamasimba”.

Uzwe umahlalela ethi:”babe ngifuna wena kuphela”Haiybo ndoda, umsebenzi wona?🥱🤚🏾

Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍

Ngizomthola Lo owadayisela ugogo ama clorets ngo500 wathi amaphilisi okulapha I corona

Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!” Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.” Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”