Me : damn nobody ever calls me
Someone calling me
Me: Damn wtf you want
Our house was so dirty that we had to wipe our feet when we went out
Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update No one asks for it it messes everyone up and just when Continue Reading..
A woman can date you from January to October and marry someone else in the first weekend of November. My Continue Reading..
Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer. I Killed The Doctor And The Judge Gave Me Continue Reading..
ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with? . HER: Y . ME: I just wanna know
I was in my Room last night when i heared my Neighbor screaming for help,help the snake sniched into my Continue Reading..
There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat or ask you for money but their stubbornness will frustrate Continue Reading..
Nobody is hating on you, people are busy, we are busy, you should get busy too and stop having imaginary Continue Reading..
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