Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.

I pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha

Eish nekhand ngath single Kush min sengphuz itiye

Kwanongoma kuthiwa amanzi bawakhokhla enduneni ngob uMfula udlula ngasemzini wenduna

GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer

Ngizama ukitshala ama curry leaves la egcekeni manje angazi kumele ngifake u curry ongakanani emhlabathini. Ngicela ningisize. (*Zwe, ekhathazekile*)

LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe Muntu bamfaka ngama back door

Only blacks will talk to a cockroach before killing it, they be like “ne ore oya kae?”