Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

Meanwhile: 😔😢😥👇 . – Teacher : Why Your Paper is Blank ? – Me : Sometimes “Silence” is The Best Continue Reading..

Approved Hoe Testing Formula: Step 1: Take your girlfriend’s phone Step 2: Go to her whatsapp Step 3: Text her Continue Reading..

Have a small wedding, invite 20 people. Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear that they have to pick up food from the Continue Reading..

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you-re Continue Reading..

We have yet another set of Army Worms preparing to attack Men’s wallets and Bank accounts on the 14th of Continue Reading..

I don’t go for looks.☝ But at least don’t be Ugly..!