People take Facebook too serious … first of all we not even real friends !

I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags. I once lost a Fridge, Washing Machine and my brother

When you’ve ran out of news and you only left with those you’ve been told not to tell anyone🙆

Sometimes God will bring back your Ex just to check if you are still stupid

I don’t go for looks.☝ But at least don’t be Ugly..!

I’ve got a couple of goldfish as pets. I call them one and two. That way if one dies I’ve Continue Reading..

A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby? Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought Continue Reading..

Being unemployed its hard ThOo.. Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet.. They Will Say Its You…