Your mama so old she always say oh i am old but cant spell the word old

What are the perks of living alone? Its always ur turn to do the dishes.

Stay away from people who suddenly text you after you’ve uploaded a new picture, they are very dangerous.

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself, “2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Continue Reading..

No one makes good jokes like an ugly person

The way TUT students look at us when they are In a bus You’d swear they are Real Madrid entering Continue Reading..

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own Continue Reading..

My wife better cry at our wedding or else her side of the family is not eating