On a date: Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.” Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”

Blamer umamakho ngokuthy ube mfishane ngoba wuye o wathy ungayifaki yonke

Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha iwashingi usuneka amanzi

Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti

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Umuntu athi: “Things we kiss when we’re drunk.” 😏 Uma uthi uyambheka, kukhuluma yona i-thing. Ngivele ngingabe ngisazi-ke.

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