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Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then Continue Reading..

If you’re going through a tough time right now, I want you to know that, it’s your turn my friend, Continue Reading..

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You find a beautiful girl and the first thing she asks you is “do you have another girlfriend?”. My dear Continue Reading..

That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know And You Start To Worry.

Cute Waitress – What will you have sir? Me- A coffee and your phone number.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED