Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles.. . . He-s now being Continue Reading..

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head that says Wed-nes-day

A Marriage without a side chic is like a government without opposition party. Let us not be dictators in our Continue Reading..

Tell her that babe you’re are beautiful Not babe you are hot,she’s not temperature

Most of you don’t have haters. You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!

People That Don’t Know Me Think I’m Shy😖 . People That Know Me Wish I Was