Bantu base makhaya angikho ryt ngokuthelela thina amanzi Ku bathroom scoop, that thing is for toilet……

Ayikho into ebuhlungu bathi uyaphinda ungaka dlanga emnyanyeni

Uvakashe then kulahleke imali, uzwe sebathi: 😒😒 _ Lento iyaqala ukwenzeka yazi !!!

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Hlabangan’elimhlophe matshinga, magalela’gase njenge ngonyama

It’s Hisense Not “Hi Sesi” . Bantu ba kwaZulu Natal

Ingane:gogo ithin i password yakho Gogo:madlamini da coolest bitch

Igibele imoto bese udobha ngemali uthenge ngayo kanti imali yakho