I’m kinda happy and wanna get hit by a car at the same time

My girlfriend just texted me “Im coming by your place,and when I get there I want you to make me Continue Reading..

Come Like A Horse, Sit Like A Thief, And Go Like A King” . . . . This Slogan Was Continue Reading..

I’ve got a problem that I don’t get angry and that makes me really angry

Why is a elephant so wrinkled because there to hard to iron

Guys did you notice that even money is social distancing now 😂😂😂😂

As long as i work at the mortuary No girl will be burried as a virgin..

Girl : “how would you describe me?” – Ronnie : “ABCDEFGHIJK” – Girl : “whats that?” – Ronnie : “Adorable, Continue Reading..