If your boyfriend is on Facebook and half of his female friends are hotter than you, my prayers are with Continue Reading..

Girls who were born in 1990, I’m reminding you that next year you’ll be 30yrs. Continue with your stupid questions Continue Reading..

You are short because your father tried to pull out. The rest of your height landed on the sheets.

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A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned Continue Reading..

Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you Continue Reading..

Dear Monday Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday – Continue Reading..