When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻.. Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺 Fake Continue Reading..

*Since I was born and now I am getting old I av never dated a Girl that ever asked Me Continue Reading..

Marriage = Buying Engagement = Lay-by Dating = Window-shopping Vat en Sit = Theft God is watching you.

A Touching Story Girl: (touches the boy) Boy: (touches the girl) Girl: (Touches the boy again) 😭😢😢 What a touching Continue Reading..

iPhone users. How many ringtones does the iPhone has? Why the same ringtone all of you?

The Reason Why I Don’t buy Pizza Is That There Is No Gangster Way Of Holding The Box, You Will Continue Reading..

Bare You are not African enough if you never wished your school to be burnt down..