My brother If she calls you Daddy, know that you are on point !!.. poor guys are called baby .

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight or grow then you failed as man.

Then she said “I need a Shoulder to Crayon “😂😂😂!! I said which colour? And she blocked me!!

I hate it when i tell people that i will be back in 10minutes and they keep calling me every Continue Reading..

My ex told me she will love me until forever comes, I didnt know forever is her Zimbabwean boyfriend

Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem… Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams Her Continue Reading..

Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer. Boy : Yeah I understand everything Girl Continue Reading..

I hate it when people say morning instead of good morning, morning what? Morning glory, morning after pill morning sickness…what Continue Reading..