I seriously can’t commit to a girl who can’t make two cups of tea with one teabag, I’m sorry

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is Continue Reading..

Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that my crush can bath in front of me.

Grandpa Go hide ur Teacher is here because you didn’t go to school today. Boy.. No you go hide Grandpa Continue Reading..

That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull, because her boyfriend is not stingy like u, ladies is the volume oky

Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend Boy: “Hey, All The Best” Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too” But Girl Continue Reading..

My biggest fear is having a child with someone I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.

What is the difference between a bird and a fly A bird can fly but a fly can not bird