A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside. Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of Continue Reading..

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS Boy: Imu (I miss u) Girl: mum (miss u more) Boy: u sure? Girl: yh trumu Continue Reading..

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something. Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want? Sam: Sir, Continue Reading..

If You can’t swim just chill outside the pool. Stop walking in a pool like you are an invigilator.

At church service⛪ – Pastor called Rich infront of congregation for a prophecy🎤 – Pastor: Can I prophecy?😶 – Rich: Continue Reading..

No matter how far u urinate, the last drop will always fall on your feet

My girlfriend caught me cheating Should I forgive her?👀

My boyfriend’s phone always shows aeroplane ✈… When l am with him. I think he wants to be a pilot…. Continue Reading..