Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone?? Me: I lost my memory card

I sent her money for transport and she didn’t show her ass now she’s ignoring my calls and she’s online Continue Reading..

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The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

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