A cop pulls a guy over: Sir, why were you speeeding? Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I Continue Reading..

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Women Are Like Police, They Can Have All The Evidence In The World But They Still Want A Confession

Her: i want us to be more than friends Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard😥 … You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And She’ll Like The Comment , Continue Reading..

I Wish I was a Chicken 🐔 No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.

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Teacher: why do humans have different blood groups😕 Rich: so that mosquitoes can have different flavours